That Damn Alyssa is a ButtNugget CryBaby

28 09 2011

Yeah thats right I’m calling Alyssa a ButtNugget, bc she wussed out of TehHockeyPool last year, because she was having a “baby” and she wouldn’t have any time to pick a team. Wah Wah Wah. I just had a baby AND I have a kid at home and I’m joining the pool. Quite frankly I think she’s just didn’t want everyone to know that her winning was FLUKE.

Yeah I’m trashing talking her. But I got permission first

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16 responses

28 09 2011
Cath@VWXYNot?

At least you got her name right this time 😀

28 09 2011
Alyssa

You wouldn’t expect Crosby to play in a midget league after taking a year off. This year, I’m taking my skilz to a big-boy league — you know, where people don’t choose their players like they’re playing pin-the-tail on the donkey.

It was fun whipping your butt week in and week out, but by about November it got to be as exciting as playing dodgeball with a four year-old.

28 09 2011
Cath@VWXYNot?

ooh, nice comeback!

(gets popcorn)

29 09 2011
Ricardipus

Yeah yeah, big talk Mrs. Comet-mom. I didn’t even bother to pick players for the first month and a half and still took it down to the last week before Lavaland finally managed to win. You wanna play with the big boys, we’re waitin’ for ya.

29 09 2011
Alyssa

Richardipus – Winning a race with a donkey doesn’t make you a stallion.

29 09 2011
Ricardipus

Neither does welching out of the race by pretending you’re a thoroughbred. Bring it, Comet-Mom, we’re waiting.

29 09 2011
Ricardipus

*dances around threateningly*

29 09 2011
Alyssa

This one is a choose your own adventure:

1. Yeah, and lots of people wish they could play hockey with Gretzky, but only the top of the top get that honour.

2. (Assume I’m a drunk 21 year old guy): Yo’ mama rode me like a thoroughbred last night!!

29 09 2011
ScientistMother

wow you’re comparing yourself to gretzy and crosby, people who have shown their skills consistantly? You sound like Steve Kariya – a good season in the minors, thought he could make it with the big boys and where is he now? You have to show that you’re more than a one hit wonder if you want to claim to be the top of the top…

Oh but wait, you haven’t defended your title have you?

(BTW, last comment cracked me up)

29 09 2011
Alyssa

So, by that “logic”, Gretzky and Crosby would have to keep playing in every league they ever played in just to prove that they still have skills? I know you don’t know jack about hockey, but here’s a tidbit for you: winning the Stanley Cup actually outranks getting a trophy for participation on your Timbits hockey team.

29 09 2011
Lavaland

Twopeat. Sorry ladies.

30 09 2011
Ricardipus

Not a chance, Land o’ Lava. I’m actually paying attention this year.*

*thus far

Anyway, I’m hearing a lot of chat from Alyssa but not seeing any action. Blah blah blah. Word to ya (Comet-huntin’) Mama, as the kids these days don’t say.

30 09 2011
Bob O'H

I’m keeping out of this – the only thing I know is who the world champions are.

30 09 2011
Mod Scientist (@_modscientist_)

Okay guys, I got my new swim suit, where is this pool you all keep talking about? And is hockey pool sorta like water polo?

3 10 2011
Ricardipus

Bob – nobody cares about the hockey World Championship.

Mod_Scientist – yes, they’re exactly the same, except for the temperature of the water.

3 10 2011
ScientistMother

No way is Lavaland getting a two-peat, but at least she’s willing to show up 🙂

Alyssa – lets face it, you’re scared to defend you title. No real champion wins a competition and then doesn’t defend it. You know what they say, put up or shut up. Or admit that your scared.

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