It appears that the prison guard known as ScientistMother has conspired with the inmate to orchestrate her release. The inmate was being held indefinitely for bad behavior.
The prison break began on Saturday afternoon with a manual breakage of the prison walls, quickly leading to
the eviction of the inmate in less than < 8 hrs. The fugitives are described as a healthy baby girl who is being closely guarded by the prison guard known as ScientistMother (SM). SM appears to be doing well despite some second degree tears and a bruised tailbone.
She stupidly did not request drugs during the breakout, despite pressure on her back & is kinda wondering why. This may be contributing to her insomnia. Report any sighting of these two escapees to the blogosphere police!