Fugitives wanted

9 07 2011

It appears that the prison guard known as ScientistMother has conspired with the inmate to orchestrate her release. The inmate was being held indefinitely for bad behavior.

The prison break began on Saturday afternoon with a manual breakage of the prison walls, quickly leading to
the eviction of the inmate in less than < 8 hrs. The fugitives are described as a healthy baby girl who is being closely guarded by the prison guard known as ScientistMother (SM). SM appears to be doing well despite some second degree tears and a bruised tailbone.

She stupidly did not request drugs during the breakout, despite pressure on her back & is kinda wondering why. This may be contributing to her insomnia. Report any sighting of these two escapees to the blogosphere police!




23 responses

9 07 2011

Congratulations, SM!!!! So glad everyone is doing well!

9 07 2011

Yay! A girl!! I KNEW it! So glad everyone is safe and sound. Big love to you xx

9 07 2011

Awesome. Congratulations

9 07 2011
Prof-like Substance

Congrats and good luck getting back on your feet.

9 07 2011
Dr. 27

Awwww, so cute. I love how you announced it. Congrats to you and your family 🙂

9 07 2011

Congratulations! I’m glad it was quick given how long you had to wait. 🙂

9 07 2011

Happy happy!! Congrats to the inmate being out. Welcome to the world little baby girl SM 🙂 Glad all went well and hope insomnia disappears.

All the best!!

9 07 2011
Professor in Training

Ouch! Congrats!!

9 07 2011

Congratulations SM!

9 07 2011


9 07 2011

Yay, a baby sister for Monkey! What great news to wake up to! Many congratulations to you all.

9 07 2011
Dr. O


9 07 2011

Congrats to your family. I hope that you heal well, get as much as possible, and that the little nugget grows into a fat happy baby!

This may be TMI but I would soak pads in water, freeze them, put them in a ziplock bag, and stick them on my damaged downtown dining and entertainment district… it was such sweet relief during those first few days home.

Also I hope you have a donut to sit on with that bruised tailbone! (good for helping your body recover from hemroid recovery)

9 07 2011
Anne Jefferson

Congrats to you and the Fugitive. Hope you heal quickly.

10 07 2011

Well done!
Can’t wait to meet her 🙂
Susanna xo

10 07 2011

Happy News! Glad that everyone is happy and healthy. Hope you can get some rest over the next few days.

10 07 2011

Awesome! Congrats!

11 07 2011

Hurray! I’ve been waiting with bated breath. Enjoy your newborn and monkey!

11 07 2011
Jenny F. Scientist

Mazal tov! I hope your tailbone recovers soon.

11 07 2011

Yay, congratulations! I hope your recovery is progressing, and the lucky inmate is getting lots of cuddles!

13 07 2011
Juniper Shoemaker

Congratulations! I am sure Monkey loves having a baby sister. Now he can teach someone the joy of floating toys in the toilet.

13 07 2011

Congrats! I hope you’re resting well, and that you and the baby are being pampered by the family! (well, I’m sure Baby is pampered. And I hope you’re as rested as you can be with a sore nether region and waking up every few hours around the clock to feed baby…)

Congrats again!

19 07 2011

I’m late, but YAY!!!!!

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